Him: "Hon? Where did that 450g container of Hershey kisses go?"
Her: "Gee, Hon. I have no idea."
Him: "You didn’t eat that whole package by yourself, did you?"
Her: "Of course not! Jeesh! What do you take me for? Eating a whole container of chocolate all by myself?!? No way!"
Him: "You ate the entire thing didn’t you?"
Have a wonderful and ‘heavy on the chocolate’ sort of Valentine’s Day!